Common Man Pac

That's right you ordinary people. We need a voice! Our trouble is that there are just too god damn many of us, which leads to too many opinions from being the stupid tools of Wall Street, pissing in the pure stream of righteousness. And too many of us that believe in Common Sense! When Common Sense just becomes actually Common, then there something clearly wrong with it! We need to reduce our numbers greatly, before we become a cancer to the nation.

Now the good news is that 20% are going to commit suicide, so it's the other 80% that are still the problem- we appreciate your sacrifice, not enough of you are taking this option seriously. Enough with the optimism, it's unproductive.

I think we can shed off another 40% of you dumbfucks just with better education, so that will become a primary objective. Better education from grade to graduate school. If you choose to be a bartender with an advanced degree, well we appreciate the moral support, but we really think you should move on to doing better things.

Smoking will help reduce these number farther, as well accidental death. So we will want a lot less safe work space, and more and more cigarette breaks, and less tobacco taxes. This should help reduce the Federal defecate too.

We are opposed to drunkenness, because drinker do live longer, and we're out to reduce the number of common men by other means than murder, so we do not want to make the highway system less safe. The highways are dangerous enough without our help.

That should take our numbers down a good 72% from their current highs. And restore Common Sense to being the rare (belittling) commodity it should be, for the uneducated to scoff with.

Getting it together

Still not a single jobs bill idea from Republican's in Congress.
Obama produces real birth certificate, "Now we need to get onto serious business."
Obama made funny video for the Nerd Ball.
Obama unleashes Justice Department to investigate market manipulation particularly in gasoline.
Obama puts a bullet in Osama's head.
Suddenly Gas prices start to fall.
Hmmm???
He might actually turn into the hard nose president we elected him to be.
Stealth Helicopters; oh so cool!

Instant Karma

There is knee jerk chatter from both liberals and conservatives this morning about the meaning of the death of Bin Laden. All of which is just chatter and speculation, nobody really knows what will happen next. In the short term, the fact are that these threats have not gone away, there are still those who HATE America (meaning the USA), who still have plans to do us harm. The question is, can they actually carry out those plans?

Head of the snake.
Here the liberals have a point about the power of just one man. No organization can stand on it's own without a strong leader. And when we say strong, we actually mean very RICH leader. Wealth attacks wealth. Bin Laden being cut off, could starve the rest of the beast over time. There will be a time in which giving will increase to compensate for the loss out of anger. However, anger passes, and with it so do donations. And no organization can survive a lack of capital.

Battle for leadership.
One of the mistakes of Al Qaeda, is the belief that small CELLS can keep the movement going, regardless of what happens. But now, you do have a power vacuum, which any number of empty headed egomaniacs are going to try and fill. When they discover they are not the only ones, they will try and kill as many competitors has possible, and turn organization with a purpose into cancer. (This is chaos, so there no telling what it will bring.)

The Atomic bomb.
This revenge claim is very doubtful. Maybe a dirty bomb, but atomic? We spent 15 years after Bin Laden (many of you forget the USS Kole). How far across the earth can you run, if you go atomic?

We must be vigilant for a while. But for the most part, I will sleep well at night in a world without that monster in it.

Pain at the pump

Think the answer is still DRILL BABY, DRILL?
Do you know that there is a surplus of GASOLINE in the United States of America, and yet pump prises continue to rise?
Where is your supply and demand nonsense in that?
There is plenty of oil in world, that's not going anywhere, it's safe.
So where are your simplistic supply and demand rules on that?
Wars on the surface have nothing to do with oil in ground.
You can drill every spot of North American you can fit a pump on, and you will still only produce 1% of the world's need for oil. But the better question is where does that oil go? Here's a clue, there is no USA market for oil, only a global market for oil. You are competing will India and China for every drop of that oil, regardless of where the oil well is producing the product.
FACT: Drill EVERYWHERE in the USA, and it will only lower the price $0.10 in the over the next 20 years. But in 40 years, you will no longer have an oil reserve.
FACT: The taxes on gasoline are about $0.38 per gallon.

Personally, I don't understand this politics? I'm a smart guy, but using 100% of brain on this, I can't figure it out? If you have it all figured out, I'll bet your WRONG, and will eat your underwear sooner or later, as a wish sandwich.

Oil, I'm not a fan of it. It pollutes the ground, it pollutes the air. It will give you cancer, and it will kill you. Yet we burn it in cars, which puts far more Co2, and other very bad gases into the air, than what should not be there, and creates global warming... but everybody wants it. Because they know of no other CHEAP source of energy. Oil is the magic bullet to the energy problem. I want my leaf blower, not a rake or a broom! I want to lift a ton instead of pound. I want to go WAY TOO FAST! I want to zap my dinner in 3 minutes.

I know, I know, I know! I want that to. But I really feel that I'm being had.

Freedom isn't free

Republicans are truly anarchists. They believe in self correction of the markets, which is why you don't need government regulation. What they completely ignore at the same time, is monopoly state of those markets. Competition, is for chumps! How many men have gotten rich, buying solid companies for their assets, only to take them apart for reduced completion, and for profit? So instead of heading for a small market self correction, you end up with a global catastrophe. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE WRONG!

The F(inal) word

Yesterday, a friend told me I was being; "particularly bad, lately!" in a very scolding manner. And that is true! I'm very angry which I'm taking out on my readers, even though I'm trying to talk PAST THEM, to the people who really count (oops, didn't mean it that way). To say simply; "Oh no you don't: We are not that stupid!"

So I'm talking a lot like a thug, just a common thug. And that is stupid on my part.
I'm not exactly asking for your forgiveness in this. Because it's not YOU that I'm addressing with these comments. However, your objections have been noted.

I should try harder, not to be such an in your face jerk. I should be using my talents much more wisely, and being much more articulate, it's true! So I will try harder from now on, again, as I use to, to avoid being vulgar. These just seem as over the top, vulgar times, so I've gotten carried away with myself. (Not that any of you don't know this, about me!)

Mathematically Challenged

Most Republicans in Congress are millionaires. I admit this is a blanket statement, and I really don't like to make blanket statements. This is true, because most of Congressmen are wealthy. And many of them made their own money, instead of inheriting it. However, that does not mean that they started out poor, but they had advantages (education, connections) that made it easier for them to succeed.

So why then, are they so retarded at Math?

They're not. Lawrance O'Donnell recently stole my thunder by bring up this very subject. But I'm betting that none of you watch Larry's show.

To be truthful they are not that bad at math. It's a thing called politics. If you are trying to PROVE your statement that the Government is STUPID, then just fill it with STUPID people, like your useless cousins.

If you want to prove the Government can not be trusted with money, spend it madly, and then just blame the other party or the other house of government. Do the unthinkably stupid, to create a crisis down the road. Once there is a crisis, you can dismantle anything you don't like, "because we have to make tough choices", and "we just can't afford it".

Any of that sound familiar?

NPR and PBS and Planned Parenthood are turning the whole world to abortion as birth control, prostitution, drug addiction, and public universities are teaching Atheism and Darwinism to steal your children's souls too. We're going to hell in a hand-basket because of these damn liberals.

Any of that sound familiar?

The trouble with employment are unions. Just because we don't like people having a livable wage and benefits, they eat too much of OUR enormous PROFITS.

My question is; If these guys are so wise and sound and filled with the Holly Ghost and Common Sense? Why are they so bad at math, and elitist? It doesn't reflect well on God, does it?

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