Common Man Pac

That's right you ordinary people. We need a voice! Our trouble is that there are just too god damn many of us, which leads to too many opinions from being the stupid tools of Wall Street, pissing in the pure stream of righteousness. And too many of us that believe in Common Sense! When Common Sense just becomes actually Common, then there something clearly wrong with it! We need to reduce our numbers greatly, before we become a cancer to the nation.

Now the good news is that 20% are going to commit suicide, so it's the other 80% that are still the problem- we appreciate your sacrifice, not enough of you are taking this option seriously. Enough with the optimism, it's unproductive.

I think we can shed off another 40% of you dumbfucks just with better education, so that will become a primary objective. Better education from grade to graduate school. If you choose to be a bartender with an advanced degree, well we appreciate the moral support, but we really think you should move on to doing better things.

Smoking will help reduce these number farther, as well accidental death. So we will want a lot less safe work space, and more and more cigarette breaks, and less tobacco taxes. This should help reduce the Federal defecate too.

We are opposed to drunkenness, because drinker do live longer, and we're out to reduce the number of common men by other means than murder, so we do not want to make the highway system less safe. The highways are dangerous enough without our help.

That should take our numbers down a good 72% from their current highs. And restore Common Sense to being the rare (belittling) commodity it should be, for the uneducated to scoff with.