Golden Rules of Republicans

Rule 1: Government is BAD, corrupt, evil, and incompetent (always, in all things). Except Soldiers and First Responders. Unless they're retired, then they don't count anymore, and definitely shouldn't be listened to.
Rule 2: No need for Taxes, when the world will let you charge it for free!
Rule 3: Solidarity. Never attack your own, what are we, Democrats? Always listen to your leaders, they would only lie if it was for your own good, in the end.
Rule 4: God is good, and by making him the center of all authority in your work and praise makes him even BETTER! Evil comes from other parties; Democrats in particular, and then Godless Communists, and then the devil (if you believe in her). Evil is not thinking within Party Lines! TRUE Christians need only worry about Democrats.
Rule 5: There is no difference Publicly Own Corporations, and the Public at large (they are after all PUBLICLY OWNED). They have all the solutions to run away spending, and personal responsibility. They're BIG THINKERS AND PROBLEM SALVERS all of the pioneer spirit! Otherwise we're stifling innovation with regulation, and therefore making us broke (dah)!
Rule 6: Individuals rule! Without the rugged individualist, the trash would just pile up. If you pass the hat you can get all the pot holes on your block fixed without government, so don't be a moocher!
Rule 7: All business is a SMALL BUSINESS, because there is always somebody larger somewhere. Don't get eaten without making a huge profit, by selling out. (See rule 4 & 5)
Rule 8: Trickle down DOES WORK, you just didn't give it enough time! Look at how much money we're rolling in? (See rule 4)
Rule 9: There is only ONE REAL AMERICA, and one pure stream of thought from Jesus (the WHITE GUY in charge, heretic). (See New Testament and rule 4)
Rule 10: Nobody dares steal my America as long as I'm well armed. It is my RIGHT to protect my own from Taxes and Democrats. (See rule 4)
Rule 11: Crime and perversion can be prevented with 10 Commandments in every Court House, and lots of prayer in school. (See rule 4 and the Old Testament)
Rule 12: Republicans are not Anti-minority or Anti-gay... We'd love to see a fight between Liz Chaney, and Rachel Maddow, particularly in jello. (Ok, us wicked Democrats too) ...Only Jesus is! (See rule 9 & 4).

There are many other rules like: All the good people around the world, already speak English, so Canada is teetering on the brink. Too big to fail is a very good thing for management. Abortion is baby killing, and hell is not bad enough for you. Thomas Jefferson was only right about the Tree of Liberty, and certainly not about his Bible. But those are not Golden Rules, just personal beliefs, that can be stirred frequently but mostly ignored and allowed to simmer.

Why is Joe Liberman a Democrat? He doesn't agree with Rule 9, and can't sign off on it. And only has a tiny problem with rule 4, in that Christians should be replaced with Citizens.