Today Paper Rage

Frequently I wonder, why I pay for every other months of worth of the Newspaper, when a day like this comes along. Taylor Swift is on the front page, still looking like a long lean rodent, maybe a ferret? Spiderman was arrested again for getting in another fight in Hollywood. Looking inside to Business Disney has a new chief (good luck shopping, is there anything drawn left to buy?). The sports page is talking budget cuts at the Dodgers (and you know that can't be good for anything- janitors you will have to buy your own Pinesol). Pounding my way past Pacquiao, for LIGHT NEWS ENTERTAINMENT. The Calendar page looks like it was confused with the Opinion Section- FINALLY! We claim victory over airheadedness this very day- yay! The Calendar features articles about Sara's 100 page per chapter doodle-gram book, called Going Rogue. And Loe Dobbs, leaving CNN to become more proactive elsewhere. Which we knows means helping to start the Fox Political TEA party, once Glenn Beck doesn't even show up for his own events. The only dark side of todays paper is that they had to find a grieving grandma to sob up the front page at a memorial wall- why does media love annoy people that cry, so much (AT A WWII memorial)? We've at war, twice over. Nothing has changed yet. And they can't find grieving for the current conflict?

Just another crazy day here in Wonderland.
I hope Dobbs can get his new deal up and running full steam, before 2010 elections. Just what we love- splitters! I'm sure Sara can be their bigoted entertainment reporter, ranting against evil Hollywood interracial and gay marriage leftist machine, however kinda almost liking the new Transformers movie- it's a doozy!