Tell congress this is a bill we can't afford to pay?

Toupee? Oh he's talking about his horrible toupee- I agree we shouldn't pay for that!
Tell stupid OLD misinformed shits, WE CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO!!! We can't compete with the rest of the world when we are going broke on HEALTH CARE! It will create more jobs than it costs, too.

Fuck off, old gland elephant, and all your Wall Street handout lies!
PASS HEALTH CARE REFORM TODAY, WITH A PUBLIC OPTION!
From what I hear, you're not going anywhere this weekend; Get'r Done!