This is just too hot!

In case you missed it, which is a lot like missing MJ death at this point, for all the publicity it's gotten:


Sarychev Volcano blast

Nasa happened to the in the right place at the right time, to see a volcano blast it's way through cloud cover! It looks to me like the cloud the got caught up in ash, but Nasa assures us that the clouds were parted by shock wave- which comes as quite a relief. (Some of you will get that, later).

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As for MJ, who I was going to leave completely alone, until we know what exactly caused his death. I can't see dancing zombies without being just a bit weirded out, now! Frankly, I'm not a fan. But maybe now, you of that generation, now you understand what the death John Lennon, or Douglas Adams, was to mine. These were all very talented men, taken before their time. It's shocking, and sad. And these things never gets any easier.

Not that I will not miss the best selling Pin-up Girl of all time; Farrah Fawcett. But I'll bet she would rather I remember her as an award winning actress, but who knows? She was hot as this volcano, even to the very end. And that truly is, going out on your own terms, wasn't it? Once I'm sure it was a WHOLE LOT of hard work, too look that good (@62), while being so very sick!

Rest In Peace, one and all.

Genuinely bad behavior

I was just answering my Yahoo email. And a Flash ad popped up that said; "Is Pelosi a liar?"
This was embedded in my email EDITOR, not my email- but I would have found it just as rude there too! There is a difference, in you coming to my blog where personal feeling are expressed, and reading bias political statements, and get assaulted in your private environment. Particularly when I'm likely as not to take it out on some innocent victim. Don't work me up before I'm about to email people, that's just not nice to them!

It's like me putting RANDYSMILEY ads into your PC, as screensavers against your wishes- it well over the line in bad behavior.

Pelosi has become the pinata of the right! Why, because I think she's a ditsy, most of you think she's ditsy. And once those who haven't a fucking CLUE how government works, now found their scapegoat of evil socialism. The Dits? As a liberal, I just want her to get as worked up over health care, as she does for Children Issues or Children's Health Care. I want her to count twice before she calls for votes on things not yet nailed down, and contentious! Frankly I'm not too worried about American Children at this point, too many of them are too spoiled to begin with. How dare they have the standard of living I enjoyed as a kid, much less a better one? After all, I survived Howard Jarvis!

I'm far more offend to have had this in my editor than in my email. In my email, I can just tag it as SPAM. In my editor, it's in my (once trusted) application. Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Now I know each Party occasionally goes too far. Mostly because they hire kids that don't understand that there are LAWS against this. Too them it's too personal. To them it's anything and everything to WIN. AND TO WIN THIS FM SECOND! Which means in politics, your going to jail sooner not later. In politics, you don't always win. Doesn't mean you give up, you just have to learn why it didn't work, and find a new angle. Winning is nice, ask Arnold, he does it rarely!

Al Gore would like to know why the Republicans want to criticize Iran for stealing an election?

I consider Obama the Jr High Principal of US Presidents; "You just have to learn to play by rules!"
ENOUGH of this! Bullying is wrong, in every form!
GROW UP, and do your politicking in the right way, would you? In your own blog, and not my email editor!

PS: Google just invited me to get sneak peeks at Ann Coulter's weekly article, while I was posting this (on the conformation page). And you wonder why I fired them from this blog? Honestly, I don't go looking for ammunition to fire at them- I don't need it!

The influance of Soccerknees

Plato had four cardinal virtues, when clearly he needed five!

• Wisdom
• Courage
• Moderation
• Justice

Apparently this constipated old fart, never laughed at himself, or anyone else, much. Which doesn't surprise me, a bit.
#5. Good Sportsmanship! Would have made him into a God! Missed it by that much Chef.

Did I hear this story right; Southern Governor disappears and goes for a hike, on National Naked Hiking Day? I hope these two things are not connected, but frankly, I've lost faith in much bigger things than this! And who exactly made it National Naked Hiking Day? Does that mean it only counts if you hike across a state line someplace? Just makes you swell with patriotism doesn't it?

Ah ha! Naked Hiking Day is real, and seems to have started in the Appalachian Mountains, as the first day of summer (6/21- it's the same every year, it's what our calendar is centered on, and why we have leap years). Who called it National, I have no idea, can't find any information about that. I recall a friend in Tennessee telling me about it, and how his troupe of Boy Scouts got quite a surprise and an education, one year. Crazy days in the Appalachians! Always happy to spread the word on such events, so mark your calendars now, for next year. I'm sure you come away from the event, saying the same old cliche; "Why aren't there any women here?"

I am so relieved to find out that Gov. Sanford has been found safe. Thankfully, not frolicking naked through the forest of Appalachia, as we had FEARED! No, just balling his mistress in Argentina for 3 days. He said he was crying the whole time, ok, what did you think I meant? I personally doubt that as much as him running naked through the woods- but what the hell, he can't further damage his reputation, anymore!

Unlike most of you, I don't care a bit about his affair, or his hypocrisy. It's all just too funny. Had to take off on Father's Day Weekend. Had to be Naked Hiking Day in the Appalachian Mountains, that he's so fond of. Had to be such a Neo-Con jerk, about everybody else in the past, caught in a sex scandal. Had to run on a platform of bringing Good Christian Family Values to the Governor Office. I had given up on finding any proof of God, until this very moment, too.

Now, I'll bet the leaked emails and reporter's anonymous tip about the flight home, are maybe his old campaign manager? And soon to be X. If not her, I'll bet someone very close to her- but I'm betting on her. In which case, I'm impressed; That's getting even big time! Crying for three days, he said- please! More like crying now because he was exposed.

Now, seeing what his wife looks like, I can't wait to see the mistress!

Yakety yak, don't talk back!

It's very ironic, that a song so racially sarcastic, could be so popular among those it lampoons. If you know what I mean? It's got to be lots of nasty sax, that does it!

It seemed like the perfect comment to go with today's Republicans. We perfect CHRISTIANS, are bringing our enlightenment to the world, as a shining light- and shouldn't be left out of anybodies revolution!!! That's our game! Our thing! How dare the Iranians go it alone, without us, is I think what they are trying to imply?

Ah guys? We have no diplomatic ties to Iran, anymore! Did you forget that? We don't talk to them! These are just a few things the Neo-cons just don't get? To embrace this revolution is like to embrace Lutheran mass, vs. Catholic mass. Either way, we as Baptists we don't win anything, and shouldn't be involved in the first place as a lightning rod for what?

Presidents will come and go, and it's not going to change Iran. Supreme Leaders will come and go, and it's not going to change Iran.
What are you hoping for, because that daydream is not going to happen!

Yakety yak! Turn off the news, it's going to be a long day folks, of just nonsense.

On one hand, Obama is spineless! And yet, he taking on the Health Insurance Community, which not only takes a spine, but horns, hard skull, and determination to butt heads! Health care reform in the this country will nearly take a revolution of your own. YOU TELL ANTHEM BLUE CROSS / BLUE SHIELD TO SHUT UP! Go ahead, and try. We can't win without a revolution on this one, I promise. Thank God for Iran taking everybody's eye off the prise! I'm sure is in the plan.

I don't look at the world as it currently is, with any hope, anymore! Hope is for young healthy people, not old sickly folks like myself, who can't wait. We've waited, we've even sold out, we have health insurance, that is anything but assuring, and is scheduled to drain us dry. Nothing is changing in that, if we do nothing. Here's a clue to 20 somethings'; Your health insurance shouldn't cost anything close to $400 a month, for full coverage- as Blue Cross claims(?). My MAJOR RISK INSURANCE costs that- your's clearly shouldn't! They just want you to take less, for more. It really needs reform. Less BENEFIT is better, really? See, what I mean?

Looking back, and I'll do that someday- Well, as soon as you learn more about DOS, that is! I'm being called Pro-Obama cheerleader, just because I'm anti-Neo-Con? You want me to crack to whip on Obama, fine there is an issue; WAR CRIMES trials! Still want to go there? I think he's being too gentlemanly on this issue, treating the former executives with too much respect. I want to know about the influence peddling, and who ordered what- but it's not going to happen in my lifetime. (Unless Dick Cheney asks for it under the Freedom of Information act- ha!)

Oh, and by the way; Never use pre-ground black pepper on your morning eggs- so says the fresh vanilla bean, elite! Honestly, I've never even been in a room with a vanilla bean, even at the super market.

You do remember the title of this piece don't you?

Congratulations 009 winners!

I would like to congratulate President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on his supreme victory! It's good to have friends in high places, now isn't it?

And the Lakers for finally doing what you should have done last year, before giving Boston another championship ahead of you. We need two more to tie, and three to be the greatest franchise of all time- until then, it's just expected, every year- let's get this done already! How hard could it be to do 4 in a row, it's just a playground game, right? Your on a roll now, right?

A bow to my greatness for sticking with you for seven horrible years, and paying cable prices to see you all year, would be nice too. I am patting myself on the back, but I'm not pouring anything on my face (see waterboarding below).

I would sincerely like to congratulate Phil Jackson, for sticking in there long enough, to grind it into a dead guy. I don't think he actually watching Phil, so he could careless about your puff of smoke in his honor. But now, your #1, with #10. X this! Comin' back, or is it Curt's turn to be replaced again? You're lighting up for Red, but which Red, really? The only thing that matters to me, is that you did it to a Celtic!

I'm betting on Shaw for USC for some reason. However, Laker coaches never seem to get jobs anywhere else? Too much nail biting fear, I think?

See, your religion doesn't take a summer break, are you envious or what? But I can sure live without those damn puppets, and that stupid piano mumble (boring my memories to death). And right-now; where'd the Pussycat Dolls go, "Are you kidding me?" I need my dolls back, to post up on- I miss them drums, bad! Boom, boom, that!

Cobe, Cobe, Cobe! Let's see, Gold Metal & MVP, and Championship & yet another MVP. Who needs that regular season thing anyway, apparently they only give that to loosers! All in a years work- nothin to it, right? Even I'm impressed. Now that that's over, give them the finger, would ya? (I mean the pinky, not the other bad finger!)

In case some of you think I missed something- No Football Locally.

So now what am I going to watch until October? Burning cop cars in LA, or burning cop cars in Tehran- it doesn't matter, all tire fires smell the same! Maybe I'll watch more mucking fuppets wearing their big shoes.

Naming the Rover

The Rover happens to be my favorite Led Zeppelin song, but I'm clearly showing my age as I wonder off subject, in the very first sentence too- that just happens at this age!

This about young 12 year old Clara Ma, who won the contest to name the next Mars Rover. She wrote her essay on Curiosity, which is her name for the new rover. I've very jealous, because I had a great name picked out, if only I had know about the contest! My name would have been "Robo Plop". But once she won the contest, I hope there aren't any kittens between the hanger and the lanch pad, because we know about Curiosity, now don't we? I'll be keeping an eye on you, Curiosity!

Have you seen the size of this thing? It's gigantic, it's like we're done sending Tonka trucks, now we're sending a Hummer, to create traffic congestion and smog! The pictures don't give you a clue how tall this thing is. The girl only stands slightly taller than the body of this monster, which I hear is about 7 feet tall. It has a laser eye, that can vaporize rocks- like something out of an Elton John song?

You know we finally gotten on the wrong side of the curve, when the names change from "Enterprise", "Discovery", and "Intrepid", to "Dowl", "Welfare Mom", "Slacker", "AIG" or "GM". With dumb down robots, covered in graffiti, that can barely do one job. So, good luck "Curiosity"- I can't wait to see the new pictures!

Clara not only gets to name the rover, but the rover will carry her name on it's belly, to a far away place where it will be a memorial to her forever- now how cool is that? Clara Ma's Curiosity will always be a part of the litter on Mars- that is if we can afford to ever launch that thing now? Just kidding, Clara! Although, I'm explaining sarcasm to a twelve year old girl?

One more time

Republican = irrelevant

I'm laughing all too hard over the Sotomayor deal, that now I've got a hernia that has to be fixed. She is exactly what they want, and not exactly what I want, and YET! They're contrary just to be contrary. And what sense is there in that?

I hope I'm through! No honestly! I'm so sick of this. But it's like Forest Gump is running this show. Are you kidding me? They're busy just being contrary to be contrary? Was that really the will of their constituents? Has that party so little left to mess up?

How wrong by the next election, do you really want to be?
Hey Jerry, how's life in Maryland? Not so hot here in the IE that you represent! What are you doing other than being contrary? Ever think for yourself? Ever even come out for a visit anymore? Phone in town hall meetings keep you from having to fly in, don't they? Wouldn't want you mingling with riffraff like us, it might give you ideas, or something. That might break with that Utopian ideal you seem to have about us?