Promo Code 'Economy Stinks'

Recently, doing some online shopping, this was a REAL PROMO CODE I ran into, and I guess it says it all? The economy stinks! And even Barrack Obama was greatly surprised to read that the recession is over, this month- for who?

Barrack:
I don't know whether you've seen the latest cover of Newsweek magazine on the rack at the grocery store, but the cover says, "The Recession is Over." Now, I imagine that you might have found the news a little startling. (Laughter.) I know I did.

Only in Running Springs, the Squirrely Paradise of the world, does the local Tattoo and Tobacconist go out of business one month after going in business.

Only in Running Springs, the Bird Brain capital of the universe, does the local Pawn Shop go out of business 6 months after going in business, in a recession.

I fully admit, that I wasn't unhappy to see either of these go bankrupt. They really don't reflect well upon this sleepy conservative village. And apparently the Tree Huggers agree with me.

Still though, I see yet another new owner of the rib joint that just keeps failing, and failing.

There is a recession on Gambling, Pornography, Beer. Apparently the only thing people really want is a new economy car?!! Guess there tired of being _____ by vices? Come on congress, extend the Cash for Clunkers program.

Why, because I want to save the Earth. So that someday it can cause our mass extinction, just for the amusement of ET, and our surviving robots. That will be so funny!

Hillary is in Africa, so Bill wasted no time in jumping aboard a plane to Asia, to pick up chics! All joking aside here for a minute; Good work, Bill! Real good work! And welcome home Laura Ling, and Euna Lee! What do you mean they brought Bill back with them? What kind of a trade is that? This wasn't a clunkers deal?