Recession Proofing America

Recession Proof Industries NOW in Recession:

• America Porn Industry
• Los Vegas Gambling
• Beer Industry

And nobody could careless about the Academy Awards, either?
Holly CRAP, what is this world coming to?
What are you people doing anyway, praying?

Good News people, the stimulus bill passed without a single Republican Vote (3 in the Senate). But the condoms were left out, just to get those House Republicans on board. So don't get too stimulated!
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