Have we become a nation of twits?

I hate Twitter!
Are we really becoming that %^&* inarticulate?
Katie Couric is right; I don't give shit if she's eating a tuna sandwich, right now.
99% are not tweets, they're just twits! So it seems properly named to me.
CNN and Ashton Kutcher are battling it out over this- really?
What a bunch of twits!

Who saw that coming, the date when a person no longer at all wants to be even half way cool? Go ahead, and circle it on your calendar, the date Randy stopped being cool!

I'm just a grumpy old man; "Go away! Leave me alone! I promise not to tweet you about it."